Brentano and I have created a new game. Instead of adding “bro” to everything, we have been trying to outdo each other by making the most outrageous haikus we can think of.
Francesca:
Tiny scorpions
Crawl into my mouth at night
Fight them off with Raid
Brentano:
freaking pokemonforced to fight until they faint
animal cruelty
Francesca:
Dead zombie lovers
Hooking up, all fun and games
Don’t eat my brain please.
Brentano:
outcasts of the sea
swimming gracefully with glee
majestic narwhale
Francesca:
Mummies come unwrapped,
trying to put themselves back,
Its tough to be dead.
Brentano:
beautiful bovine
how i love to eat your beef
so tender and sweet
Francesca:
Gummy bears chase me,
I don’t know how to escape.
Say no to drugs, man.
Brentano:
xbox and ballpark
nothing else in life matters
ok and running
Francesca:
Majestic Grizzly,
and the ferocious Great White:
Which one would prevail?
And now a question and a response…
Brentano:
i have 5 dollars
what can i buy with this cash
probably not much
Francesca:
You could get BallPark,
A half loaf of garlic bread.
You can even add cheese.
Brentano:
there is a saying
you are what you eat in life
i am ballpark bitch.
Francesca:
Traveling through space,
To boldly go like he did.
Live long and prosper.
Brentano:
netflix is my life
movies and tv galore
i have zero friends
Francesca:
Watched a lot of Scrubs,
Turk and JD are the best.
Makes me yell, “EEEEEEEEEAGLE!!”
Brentano:
i am free to be
existentialism man
individual
Francesca:
Mufasa was rad,
Darth Vader was cool as well.
They had the same voice.
Brentano:
poop is very neat
constipation is the worst
diarrhea too
Francesca:
News shows are boring,
But not Anderson Cooper.
This is CNN.
Brentano:
living forever
not entirely difficult
going well so far
Francesca:
Clowns try to kill me,
They’re hiding in my closet.
I’m heavily armed.
Brentano:
two shots in the night
one boy changed forever on
i am the dark knight
Francesca:
Face painted pale white,
Hair dark green and smile bright red.
Why so serious?
Brentano:
puppies everywhere
the floor is lost underneath
little tails wagging
Francesca:
District Attourney.
Half of my face was ruined.
Wanna flip a coin?
Brentano:
my nose will grow now
pinocchio says to me
paradoxical
Francesca:
Snow White was a fail.
Tell those dwarves to learn to cook.
Stand up for women’s rights.
Brentano:
中文怎么说
i love eating yummy cake
我爱吃蛋糕
Francesca:
Cleaning house really sucks.
Cinderella needs a life.
Keep track of your shoes.
Brentano:
in case of earthquake
stand beneath nearest door frame
watch for falling things
Francesca:
Bats are super great.
Being nocturnal would rock.
Soaring through the dark.
Brentano:
hippos and lions
which one is more dangerous?
answer: chuck norris
Francesca:
Wimps like you make me
yell, “You play ball like a girl!”
I love The Sandlot.
Brentano:
so fucking tired
give me my rest, cruel sea wench
but really, so tired
Francesca:
Eating bugs is bad.
Some might be very poisonous.
But its your call, man.
Brentano:
its so beautiful
double rainbow all the way
he must have been high
